Poster Post: Yes, This is a Real Movie

In the revered tradition of Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! comes Bitch Slap. The flick is breathlessly described as "a modern throwback to the B-Movie/exploitation films of the 1950's-70's, mixing hot girls, fast cars, big guns, nasty tongues, outrageous action and jaw-dropping eye candy with a message ... don't be naughty."

Former Hercules/Xena stars Lucy Lawless, Renée O'Connor and Kevin Sorbo headline the cast. Visit the official website for more fun (including sections labeled "Bitches and Boners", "Gang Bang" and "Peep Shows") and watch the outrageous, boobalicious trailer.

Poster Post: All Part of the Plan

Yes, there has already been about a gajillion posters for The Dark Knight, but this one more then any other captures the dark dichotomy between its two leading adversaries.

Oh, and in case you didn't know, it opens this Friday.

Don't get sold out. Buy Dark Knight tickets now!

Poster Post: Mission Improbable

An all-star cast of Oscar winners and nominees head up Burn After Reading, a goofy caper comedy from the Coen Brothers, who have a few little gold men of their own. Watch the trailer here, and the movie in theaters September 12.

Poster Post: Put Up Yer Dukes

A very early teaser poster, featuring Channing Tatum as Duke, for G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra.

Yep, that seems to be the title now, which means two things: number one -- franchise wannabe. And number two -- just how many cobras are rising at the thought of the Chan dressed all in skin-tight black combat gear?

Poster Post: The Wedding Party

The NewNowNext Award-winning Out at the Wedding is a comedic look at what happens when rumors ... and family secrets ... get out of hand.

Take a look at the poster art above, and then take a look at the trailer here. For more information on the new film, now making the festival rounds, visit its official website.

Poster Post: The Big Red One

Ron Perlman looks mighty fierce (as would be expected) in the first official poster art for Hellboy II: The Golden Army, in theaters July 11.

Poster Post: "2" Be ...

First look at the poster for the upcoming "comedy about drama", Hamlet 2, in theaters August 22.

Poster Post: Grad Tidings

First look at High School Musical 3: Senior Year ... although it is pretty much what you would expect considering the ads for the first two movies.

What is most interesting is that, according to MTV.com, filming has yet to start on the Disney franchise's first theatrical outing ... and yet it is scheduled to open this October 24.

Poster Post: Three Faces of "Knight"

More cool poster art for The Dark Knight, in theaters July 18.

Poster Post: Gotham Burns

The incendiary final poster art for this summer's The Dark Knight.

Poster Post: Don't Touch the Hair

Turner Classic Movies celebrates their "Star of the Month", Hedy Lamarr, this Thursday with the Cecil B. DeMille epic retelling of the Samson and Delilah story. A buff Victor Mature co-stars as the hirsute hero.

Poster Post: The Spirit is Willing

Although it doesn't open until next January, Frank Miller's big screen adaptation of the classic Will Eisner comic book The Spirit is suddenly all over the place, with this new poster and a nifty new teaser trailer. Very Sin City-ish ... and Morricone-y.

In more comic book-cum-movie news (can you tell the New York Comic Con is this weekend?), it appears that that big Justice League movie, plagued with negative buzz and production delays, has finally been laid to rest ... for now, at least.

UPDATE: Due to positive response, the release date for The Spirit has been moved from January 2009 to Christmas day 2008.

Poster Post: It's Not Easy Being ... You Know

With his emerald alter ego looming over him, Edward Norton's denim-clad Bruce Banner looks a lot like, well, Bill Bixby's denim-clad David Banner from the classic television series.

The newest version of The Incredible Hulk opens in theaters June 13.